Lying

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
one-time-i-dreamt
one-time-i-dreamt

I woke up, went to brush my teeth and using my toothpaste spoon I put toothpaste from my toothpaste bucket onto my toothbrush, only to realize that it was not my toothbrush, but my mom’s. My toothbrush was not in the toothbrush cup, so I looked around and realized it was in the sink, covered by foam from someone washing their hands previously. I didn’t know what to do, so I just woke up for real.

one-time-i-dreamt

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desirient

@official-persephone well the toothbrush cup is just a cup where you put the toothbrushes. toothpaste spoon is just a fancy way of saying toothbrush. but WHAT THE HELL is a toothpaste bucket????

official-persephone

TOOTHPASTE SPOON IS A TOOTHBRUSH? THAT CAN’T BE TRUE

desirient

I HAVE REREAD THE POST AND IT IS NOT. A TOOTHPASTE SPOON IS PROBABLY JUST A FUCKING SPOON. YOU DIP THE GODDAMN SPOON INTO THE BUCKET AND GET YOURSELF SOME FUCKING TOOTHPASTE. I HATE THIS POST

official-persephone

i……

desirient

i think it’s a canadian thing. weird ass bastards

one-time-i-dreamt

No, it’s actually a Croatian thing!

anxiouslittlecarrot

I just presumed it was a dream thing!!

I googled it and:

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There’s a whole Twitter thread about it here: https://mobile.twitter.com/dreampai1/status/1321808488234913792. She was as baffled by toothpaste tubes as we are by toothpaste buckets.

one-time-i-dreamt

Yeah, that’s actually my Twitter!

one-time-i-dreamt

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world-hostage-situations

World Toothpaste Buckets Situation

lyingpink

Toothpaste bucket, toothpaste spoon,
Toothpaste tube in the toothpaste room.
Toothpaste smell on your toothpaste breath;
Toothpaste life. Toothpaste death.

quinnred
arthistoryanimalia

For #Caturday:

photo of object on display box at museum with label: “Ceramic bottle modeled in form of a standing feline, decorated with resist-painted motif. Gallinazo style, Peru. Spout@is restored. 41.2/8672 Gift of Conny and Fred Landmann”ALT

Ceramic bottle modeled in the form of a standing feline, decorated with resist-painted motif.
Gallinazo style (aka Virú culture), NW Peru, Early Intermediate Period, c. 200 BCE - 600 CE.
Spotted at the American Museum of Natural History NYC.

PS: this vessel may depict the Peruvian subspecies of Pampas Cat aka Northern Colocolo (Leopardus colocola garleppi). The Andean Mountain Cat (Leopardus jacobita) is also often suggested, but their range is more southern and higher elevation than where the Virú were? Also note the stripier legs on the Colocolo similar to the ceramic:

ID infographic comparing morphology of the Andean Mountain Cat and a Pampas Cat/ColocoloALT
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