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goodson

why do people hate pineapple on pizza so aggressively? why are they afraid to love

thatkillerbunny

creepyneerdowell

jerrydbaeless

Because its a pizza not a cake pineapple on pizza is 👎👎👎

bent-duck

your palate is unrefined. true pizza patricians have a deep appreciation for how the sweetness of the pineapple compliments the rest of the pizza

jerrydbaeless

Hell to the fuck nah lol I get why people like it the whole sweet and savoury thing but idk bruh it’s just not for me I like sweet and savoury with other shit like orange chicken its just not for me on pizza

bent-duck

*screams and pounds on my keyboard* u fuckin pleb u better learn to like it

jerrydbaeless

HahahahahHH omfg I should be insulted but idk shat pleb means I haven’t given it a shot in years if I try a slice I’ll shout you out big dawg and let you know of I’ve changed my mind

bent-duck

pleb is what the dorks on /mu/ call each other lol. short for “plebeian”

and yeah it ain’t for everyone so no worries bud

eery-xyz

fuck why even have cheese on pizza, just squit fucking orange juice all over it instead. The world we live in wants to place citric fruit on the dinnertable, so who even gives a fuck anymore?

lyingpink

YOU’RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT

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”How is it alive?”

"What does it want?"

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”Will it hurt my children?”

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Meet the hampter.

Hammers are Europe's largest species of insect. They are mostly found in plains, mountains, parking lots, underpasses, the savannah, landfills, trees, and shurbs. They are heavily endangered because they are too stupid to drink water if it's not in a water bottle manufactured for small animals. But evolution has produced a remarkable solution: a female hamper can lay thousands of eggs every day! Most of her young will die of dehydration, but the sheer numbers of hamspers makes it inevitable that at least some will find a water bottle and thus survive to sexual maturity.

Hapster biologist Dr. Lexapro Beaufort said in an interview, "I know of them. They like to sniff around in the dirt for seeds and grass and discarded cigarettes. They like to dig holes in the ground. They were not created by the same God that created everything else."

They can even be kept as pets! One proud hamser mommy had this to say. "Yeah, mine is named Keith and he fucking sucks. He just hides in a hole and only comes out when he hears me rattling my adderall prescription."

Wow! Truly the hater is the fascinating creature of planet earth.